There Was An Old Woman
THERE was an old woman
Lived under a hill,
And if she’s not gone
She lives there still.
There Was An Old Woman, As I’Ve Heard
THERE was an old woman, as I’ve heard tell,…
There Were Three Jovial Welshmen
THERE were three jovial Welshmen,
As I have heard them say,
And they would go a-hunting
Upon St. David’s day.
All the day they hunted,
And nothing could they find
But a ship a-sailing,
A-sailing…
Deedle, Deedle, Dumpling, My Son John
DEEDLE, deedle, dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with his trousers on;
One shoe off, the other shoe on,
Deedle, deedle, dumpling, my son John.
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
COCK-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has lost her shoe;…
Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.
Rosemary Green
ROSEMARY green,
And lavender blue,
Thyme…
I Had A Little Dog, And They Called
I HAD a little dog, and they called him Buff;
I sent him to the shop for a hap’orth of snuff;
But he lost the bag, and spill’d the snuff:
“So take…
This Is The House That Jack Built
THIS is the house that Jack built.
2. This is the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.
3. This is the rat,
That ate the malt,
That lay in the…
Willy Boy, Willy Boy, Where Are You Going
WILLY boy, Willy boy, where are you going?
I’ll go with you, if I may.
“I’m going to the meadow to see them a mowing;
I’m going to help them, make hay.”…
Old King Cole
OLD King Cole
Was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe,
And he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler, he had…
Great A, Little A
GREAT A, little a,
Bouncing B!
The cat’s in the cupboard,
And can’t see me.
If Ifs And Ands
IF ifs and ands,
Were pots and pans,
There would be no need for tinkers!
Tell Tale,…
IN the sea, once upon a time, O my Best Beloved, there was a Whale, and he ate fishes. He ate the starfish and the garfish, and the crab and the dab, and the plaice and the dace, and the…
NOW this is the next tale, and it tells how the Camel got his big hump. In the beginning of years, when the world was so new and all, and the Animals were just beginning to work for Man, there…
ONCE upon a time, on an uninhabited island on the shores of the Red Sea, there lived a Parsee from whose hat the rays of the sun were reflected in more-than-oriental splendour. And the Parsee lived by the Red Sea…
IN the days when everybody started fair, Best Beloved, the Leopard lived in a place called the High Veldt. ‘Member it wasn’t the Low Veldt, or the Bush Veldt, or the Sour Veldt, but the ‘sclusively bare, hot, shiny High…
IN the High and Far-Off Times the Elephant, O Best Beloved, had no trunk. He had only a blackish, bulgy nose, as big as a boot, that he could wriggle about from side to side; but he couldn’t pick up…
NOT always was the Kangaroo as now we do behold him, but a Different Animal with four short legs. He was grey and he was woolly, and his pride was inordinate: he danced on an outcrop in the middle of…
THIS, O Best Beloved, is another story of the High and Far-Off Times. In the very middle of those times was a Stickly-Prickly Hedgehog, and he lived on the banks of the turbid Amazon, eating shelly snails and things. And…
ONCE upon a most early time was a Neolithic man. He was not a Jute or an Angle, or even a Dravidian, which he might well have been, Best Beloved, but never mind why. He was a Primitive, and he…
THE week after Taffimai Metallumai (we will still call her Taffy, Best Beloved) made that little mistake about her Daddy’s spear and the Stranger-man and the picture-letter and all, she went carp-fishing again with her Daddy. Her Mummy wanted her…